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Old 01-15-2020, 09:02 PM   #1
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Thumbs up ~~~Funny Funny Oxymorons!!!~~~

I ran across these oxymorons some time ago and want you to see them.....


THESE DISPLAYS ARE LOCATED... AT THE OXYMORON MUSEUM-----


These are ROOMS---


Primitive Advancements Room

Authentic Models Room...

Restored Ruins
Extinct Life
Current History
Private Exhibits
Permanent Loans
Individual Collections
Virtual Reality
Neoclassic
Civil War
New Artifacts
Lost Discoveries
Recent Past


These are signs on the walls at the museum.....


Silent Alarm
Down Escalator
Wireless Outlets
To Top Floor


I like these oxymorons! Here's one more...Peaceful Parrotlets!!!


Got any to add? I want To know more!


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This is an old one that you probably have all heard but here goes “jumbo shrimp”
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This is an old one that you probably have all heard but here goes “jumbo shrimp”
I remember that one. These oxymoron words can be hilarious!


I remember an ad on TV that said, " Our product is wrapped in "real, authentic plastic". ( back in the 1980's).


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