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Old 08-07-2019, 01:05 PM   #1
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Exclamation ~~~Ha Ha ! Kind Of Funny Pirate Jokes~~~

Here are a couple of simple but old Pirate jokes I ran across in the Reader's Digest magazine this month.


I thought some were funny...almost.


How do you make a pirate furious?


Ans): Take away the 'P'. (off the name).


Have you heard about the new pirate movie?




Ans): It's rated AARRRRGH! because of all the booty.




Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?


Ans): They just wash up on shore.




How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?


Ans): An arm and a leg.




Do you know what stinks about a pirate's ship?


Ans): The poop deck.


I hope you got a smile out of at least one of these jokes.


It's a pirates life for me!




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It was the poop deck that got me . most likely because I have young grandchildren who would think that was hysterical!
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I know that the poop deck one was the one that got me.


For those who do not know, there is such a thing as a poop deck, even on a Destroyer!
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A church sign near a coastal city here that hosts an annual Pirate Days Festival reads the same thing every year: To err is human....to ARRRRRR is pirate!
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Last week I was trying to teach Ricochet to sing, " Yo Ho, Ho!, It's a pirate's life for me. du to du doot.....


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