10-22-2019, 09:30 PM
Join Date: Aug 2013
Parrotlets Owned: one
Experience: Parrotlet Owner
~~~~~Ho Ho He He Ha Ha !~~~~~
Here are some Readers Digest jokes. Some are okay. There's nothing else going on right now. So, here goes..........
Thanksgiving jokes to share between courses:::::::
What's the smallest unit of measurement in the Pilgrim cook book?
Answer: A pilgram.
What do you call an evil turkey?
What kind of tan did Pilgrims get at the beach?
Ans. A puritan
Want more? I thought you did! hehe
THE GENERATION GAP:::
My daughter just asked me why we say " hang up " the phone, and now I feel 90 years old.
I just called the DVD player a VCR in front of the kids. Now, this will become their childhood memory!
My son picked up a phone at my work and said, " What's that noise?" ( His first dial tone! ).
Seven year old: Wow, this must be an antique! It's from way back in the 1900's.
Me: Ok, calm down. It's from 1997.
What do you call a lazy baby Kangaroo?
Answer: A Pouch Potato.
My friend took her teenage daughter to a new doctor for a checkup. The nurse asked the usual questions, including if she had an STD.
" No," said the teen. " We have a Toyota."
" I accidentally threw away my four-year-old's favorite candy wrapper.
Please keep us both in your thoughts during this difficult time."
My 11-year old takes his homework seriously. One question required him to write a sentence using the word version. His sentence: " Have you heard of the version Mary? "
LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, AND THE FUNNIEST, I THINK......
After my 91-year old mother finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, " There, now, you look ten years younger."
My mother, unimpressed, replied, " Who wants to look 81-years old?"
Thanks for reading these......