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Old 10-22-2019, 09:30 PM   #1
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Here are some Readers Digest jokes. Some are okay. There's nothing else going on right now. So, here goes..........


Thanksgiving jokes to share between courses:::::::


What's the smallest unit of measurement in the Pilgrim cook book?
Answer: A pilgram.


What do you call an evil turkey?
Ans: Poultry-geist.


What kind of tan did Pilgrims get at the beach?
Ans. A puritan


Want more? I thought you did! hehe


THE GENERATION GAP:::


My daughter just asked me why we say " hang up " the phone, and now I feel 90 years old.


I just called the DVD player a VCR in front of the kids. Now, this will become their childhood memory!


My son picked up a phone at my work and said, " What's that noise?" ( His first dial tone! ).


Seven year old: Wow, this must be an antique! It's from way back in the 1900's.


Me: Ok, calm down. It's from 1997.


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What do you call a lazy baby Kangaroo?


Answer: A Pouch Potato.


My friend took her teenage daughter to a new doctor for a checkup. The nurse asked the usual questions, including if she had an STD.
" No," said the teen. " We have a Toyota."




" I accidentally threw away my four-year-old's favorite candy wrapper.
Please keep us both in your thoughts during this difficult time."


My 11-year old takes his homework seriously. One question required him to write a sentence using the word version. His sentence: " Have you heard of the version Mary? "


LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, AND THE FUNNIEST, I THINK......


After my 91-year old mother finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, " There, now, you look ten years younger."


My mother, unimpressed, replied, " Who wants to look 81-years old?"



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I liked the 1997 one made me chuckle..
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I'm really worried about the mom or dad who threw away that precious candy wrapper. There will be consequences, I'm sure! LOL.
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The wrapper joke really hit me in a funny way! Those poor parents!!!!!!


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